April 2013
March 2013
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that moment when you run out of easter eggs before its even easter.
my internet just got really slow. it does that every so often. and then doesnt pick up for like a few days. ew. i was watching please like me and it was really entertaining and everything but now cruel internet has ripped it away from me. why? why would you do something like that. anyway its saturday night and im at home alone because even my asian housemates that dont speak english have better...
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Anonymous asked: was your room mate having the orgasm alone/ what sex are they?
yo. procrastinating. ask me shit?
house.
this woman turned up at my house today.
‘hello, i want to look at the room you advertised on the noticeboard at the uni’
this chick is like the definition of mutton dressed up as lamb. she cannot have been younger than 55, dressed in florally tight top and skinny jeans with one of those sparkly headband things you get from equip or wherever.
anyway, comes in, i show her the house...
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Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
4. Drank?
5. Shoplifted?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
8. Show?
9. Movie?
10. Song?
11. Tumblr?
12. Singer/Band?
13. Memory?
14. Book?
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
What's your:
22. Age?
23. Sign?
24. Height?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
27. Religion?
28. Longest relationship?
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
32. Abortion?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
35. Love?
Do you:
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
